Long-winded, overwrought and totally without a climax.

~ Gator MacReady -

Long-winded, overwrought and totally without a climax.

~ Gator MacReady -

The Director's Cut, as expected, beefs up the storyline with more established characters and small scenes to make sense of previously disorientating sub-plots.

~ Gator MacReady -

The Director's Cut, as expected, beefs up the storyline with more established characters and small scenes to make sense of previously disorientating sub-plots.

~ Gator MacReady -

It's obvious that the film isn't headed for a happy ending and it's not even an easy watch getting there.

~ Gator MacReady -

Despite turning genre cliches on their heads and reversing expectations a few times, Wolf Creek is a dunderheaded exercise in routine horror.

~ Gator MacReady -

Despite turning genre cliches on their heads and reversing expectations a few times, Wolf Creek is a dunderheaded exercise in routine horror.

~ Gator MacReady -

This is not some PG-13 kiddie's movie. A film condemning violence only to not show it in its full, bloody, gory glory would be hypocritical.

~ Gator MacReady -

This is not some PG-13 kiddie's movie. A film condemning violence only to not show it in its full, bloody, gory glory would be hypocritical.

~ Gator MacReady -

This scatter-shot approach to comedy has all the sophistication of sticking a 12-bore into a crowd and pulling the trigger. Sure, you're going to hit everyone, but it's not very clever.

~ Gator MacReady -

'There will be boredom' is a more appropriate tagline for this absolutely worthless mess of a sequel.

~ Gator MacReady -

The convoluted narrative constantly conflicts with itself and could never actually add up in real life.

~ Gator MacReady -

The convoluted narrative constantly conflicts with itself and could never actually add up in real life.

~ Gator MacReady -

One of the most boring films I've had to sit through in a long time.

~ Gator MacReady -

One of the most boring films I've had to sit through in a long time.

~ Gator MacReady -

Works best as a character drama, with only a few silly fight scenes in between.

~ Gator MacReady -

The Transporter franchise suffers from some serious engine failure in this too-slickly produced sequel and only just makes it over the finishing line.

~ Gator MacReady -

The film gets an impressive amount of mileage and you never really feel like it's dragging.

~ Gator MacReady -

The film gets an impressive amount of mileage and you never really feel like it's dragging.

~ Gator MacReady -

Planes, Trains &Automobiles is an eternal tribute to how great Martin used to be before he sold himself out to family movies and how wonderful Candy was as an actor and a person.

~ Gator MacReady -

Planes, Trains &Automobiles is an eternal tribute to how great Martin used to be before he sold himself out to family movies and how wonderful Candy was as an actor and a person.

~ Gator MacReady -

What stops it from being just another generic Christmas movie is a brilliant script by John Hughes, packed full of hilarious set pieces and perfect comic timing from Chevy Chase.

~ Gator MacReady -

What stops it from being just another generic Christmas movie is a brilliant script by John Hughes, packed full of hilarious set pieces and perfect comic timing from Chevy Chase.

~ Gator MacReady -

Young Sherlock is a fine example of Chris Columbus' most sophisticated writing.

~ Gator MacReady -

Young Sherlock is a fine example of Chris Columbus' most sophisticated writing.

~ Gator MacReady -

Richard Donner shoots the film as a supernatural fantasy and gives it a superior shine.

~ Gator MacReady -

Richard Donner shoots the film as a supernatural fantasy and gives it a superior shine.

~ Gator MacReady -

Besides the schizophrenic storyline, what really brings the film down to a 3-star experience is the fact that director Wayne Kramer uses every editing technique he can think of, despite whether it is appropriate or not.

~ Gator MacReady -

Besides the schizophrenic storyline, what really brings the film down to a 3-star experience is the fact that director Wayne Kramer uses every editing technique he can think of, despite whether it is appropriate or not.

~ Gator MacReady -

This junk should be scrapped and left to rust.

~ Gator MacReady -

This junk should be scrapped and left to rust.

~ Gator MacReady -

I had grown a beard by the time anything the slightest bit interesting began to happen.

~ Gator MacReady -

I had grown a beard by the time anything the slightest bit interesting began to happen.

~ Gator MacReady -

You can turn it upside down, inside out and back-to-front and you might be able to work most of it out, but there will always be one thing that doesn't fit.

~ Gator MacReady -

You can turn it upside down, inside out and back-to-front and you might be able to work most of it out, but there will always be one thing that doesn't fit.

~ Gator MacReady -

Angus Scrimm is so wonderfully silent and unholy that no matter how slick and entertaining the rest of the film might be, he comes out on top.

~ Gator MacReady -

I don't feel that Coscarelli has found the perfect mix of action, sci-fi and horror with this third outing to best suit the series, but it is entertaining.

~ Gator MacReady -

The answers are hinted at rather than announced and the dialogue is sparse without being empty.

~ Gator MacReady -

Lynch is a master of space and sound and the world of Lost Highway is at once beautiful and downright evil.

~ Gator MacReady -

Lynch is a master of space and sound and the world of Lost Highway is at once beautiful and downright evil.

~ Gator MacReady -

No one in their right mind could read this script and find it worthy of their talents.

~ Gator MacReady -

Catherine Tramell is a great character and Stone pulls it off perfectly.

~ Gator MacReady -

Catherine Tramell is a great character and Stone pulls it off perfectly.

~ Gator MacReady -

If you're in the mood for undemanding horror, with slight irony, mild mythology, an interesting killer and one of the coolest actors ever (Mr Henrikson, take a bow) then go for it.

~ Gator MacReady -

The movies that David Zucker and Co are choosing to lampoon are already confined to the trash bin of history, thus rendering the film mostly purposeless.

~ Gator MacReady -

The movies that David Zucker and Co are choosing to lampoon are already confined to the trash bin of history, thus rendering the film mostly purposeless.

~ Gator MacReady -

Now is the time to rediscover The Warriors and be reintroduced to a cult classic.

~ Gator MacReady -

Now is the time to rediscover The Warriors and be reintroduced to a cult classic.

~ Gator MacReady -

For those who cannot follow the plot there are some really good set pieces, with enough tension and excitement to carry the movie.

~ Gator MacReady -

For those who cannot follow the plot there are some really good set pieces, with enough tension and excitement to carry the movie.

~ Gator MacReady -

You just don't get family movies like this anymore.

~ Gator MacReady -

You just don't get family movies like this anymore.

~ Gator MacReady -

It's the coolness of K.I.T.T. (and the Hoff's MASSIVE hair) that made long-lasting impression on the world.

~ Gator MacReady -

Ultraviolet has nothing new to offer and goes through so many of the tired motions that it's exhausting just sitting on your ass watching it.

~ Gator MacReady -

Ultraviolet has nothing new to offer and goes through so many of the tired motions that it's exhausting just sitting on your ass watching it.

~ Gator MacReady -

PUH-LEASE Tom, buy some new shorts.

~ Gator MacReady -

PUH-LEASE Tom, buy some new shorts.

~ Gator MacReady -

If you're a nostalgic fan, then go for it.

~ Gator Macready -

If you're a nostalgic fan, then go for it.

~ Gator Macready -

It's highly intense, superbly photographed and expertly edited entertainment.

~ Gator MacReady -

It's highly intense, superbly photographed and expertly edited entertainment.

~ Gator MacReady -

More Zzzzz than Sssss!

~ Gator MacReady -

More Zzzzz than Sssss!

~ Gator MacReady -

It's crud like this that gives foreign language films a bad reputation with the average moviegoer.

~ Gator MacReady -

It's crud like this that gives foreign language films a bad reputation with the average moviegoer.

~ Gator MacReady -

It takes ages to get going and there are loads of repetitive scenes.

~ Gator MacReady -

It takes ages to get going and there are loads of repetitive scenes.

~ Gator MacReady -

A breathless, relentless thrill-ride that doesn't let up until the shocking, refreshingly downbeat climax.

~ Gator MacReady -

A breathless, relentless thrill-ride that doesn't let up until the shocking, refreshingly downbeat climax.

~ Gator MacReady -

Waterworld has a lot going for it. It's everything an action/sci-fi movie should be.

~ Gator MacReady -

Waterworld has a lot going for it. It's everything an action/sci-fi movie should be.

~ Gator MacReady -

Part of the appeal of Howard is the fact that he is actually physically there and not some ghost who has been photo-shopped in afterwards.

~ Gator MacReady -

Part of the appeal of Howard is the fact that he is actually physically there and not some ghost who has been photo-shopped in afterwards.

~ Gator MacReady -

These movies have become a parody of themselves.

~ Gator MacReady -

These movies have become a parody of themselves.

~ Gator MacReady -